Something we suspected for years is now clearly true. Celine Dion is a high priestess of the lizard monarchy. She is using Vita Coco and this human host to spread her message of world domination and her evil seed!



We employed the team that cracked the Welsh language code to decipher what this dictator tongues language really means:

***Make your way to Hyrule Town Market. Play the Sun’s Song to make it night, then you’ll find there are lots of dogs running around the market. Try not to touch any of them, as they’ll follow you around until you leave the area. Head over to the street vender stand near the Bazaar (underneath the white guy hanging out in the window above). Go touch the white puppy that’s hanging out here and go to the right side of the area. Our next destination is Zora’s Domain.***

Despite cracking the code we have no idea where she is sending her minions. For now we can only be sure of two things - do not trust the French Government and never fly Air Canada.